ACCORDING TO PATRICK HIS FATHER STANLEY IS A MASTER OF THE BLACK ARTS AND A WORSHIPPER OF SATAN. MOTHER OLGA, A WITCH WITH ANCIENT EVIL ANCESTORY, OR MAYBE THEIR A COUPLE OF NICE FOLKS WITH A LUNATIC FOR A SON?!
PATRICK, MISUNDERSTOOD AND MISTREATED BY THE HANDS OF HIS FATHER OR JUST A PARANOID AND DELUSIONAL ATTENTION SEEKER? HE DOES SEEM TO HAVE SOME ISSUES, MENTAL AND DRUG RELATED BUT DOES THAT MAKE HIM A LIAR?
TOMMY, HE'S A BIT OF A CLOWN. A SEX CRAZED,
FIRE JUGGLING FREAK WHO BELONGS IN A CIRCUS
SIDESHOW OR A STRAIGHT JACKET. ALL ROUND
GENTLE GIANT OR A SATANIC SLAYER?
GHOST... HE'S A WEIRD ONE. WHATS WITH THE MASK? IS HE HORRIBLY DISFIGURED OR JUST SHY?
WHATEVERS GOING ON BEHIND THAT MASK AINT PRETTY!
MEET THE SLAYERS
WOULD YOU ACCEPT A DINNER INVITE FROM THIS FAMILY? YOU COULD END UP ON THE MENU!!!
ARE THEY THE WALTONS? OR THE FIREFLY CLAN?
WANNA STAR IN THEIR NEXT HOME MOVIE?
GIVE EM A CALL AND FIND OUT IF YOU DARE!
LEECH, A NASTY LITTLE PIECE OF WORK . SPOILT, SELFISH AND VINDICTIVE. A BULLY AT HEART AND THE ONLY SON WITH A PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION.
THE RAMONES SONG "BEAT ON THE BRAT" SPRINGS TO MIND.